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Every morning on my commute into work, I listen to the Kane show on Washington, DC’s 99.5. The personalities are hilarious and the skits have almost caused pileups on many of Washington’s busy by ways and highways.
And high days are better than sober ones.
^Just felt like shouting out Outkast with that line.
Anyway, one segment that they do is called War of the Roses where they allow somebody who thinks they’re being cheated on to call into the show, tell their story and why they think they’re being cheated on, then the host calls the cheater up pretending to be from a flower shop giving away a free bouquet of flowers and they see who the alleged cheater sends the flowers to.
Now, on good ones, the alleged cheater will send the flowers to the very person the alleged cheatee thinks they’re cheating with and then all hell breaks loose. It usually results in MAJOR blowups and somebody always goes down in flames…hard. We’re talking Commander Sully into the Hudson Hard. Well one particular morning a few weeks ago, the Roses segment involved a guy who called in not because he thought his girl was cheating on him, but because he thought his best friend was bangin’ his little sister. He said he’d seen on facebook pictures of the two of them together where his BFF was doing body shots off of his younger sister.
I don’t give a sh*t if they’re getting married, the last thing I’d ever want to see pictures of on Facebook is some random mothertrucker doing body shots off of her. There’s a few reasons in this world to put a few into the sky: 1) to let ninjas know you babysittin’ (name that reference for 10 Kool-Aid points); 2-100) some dude is doing body shots off your sister with pictures to prove it.
I guess its better than…never mind.
Sure as shootin’, dude sent the bouquet of roses to the little sister and all hell broke loose. Dude had been specifically warned to stay away from little sister but his logic was this: we’re both grown and consenting adults and what he wants should be irrelevant. Of course, the big brother threatened to tell the sister about things he used to do and of course boyfriend threatened to tell big brother what color little sisters panties are, etc.
I really should have used Dude A and Dude B. Anyway, this got me to thinking about what relationships really are off limits. Now, in this situation, dude specifically said, “stay away from my sister” and those wishes were not respected but at least he’s in a real relationship with the little sister – not just jumpoff Josie jgets jizzed jon.
J’yeah.
In my opinion, if they’re both grown then f*ck it. You can’t stop grown folks from doing what they want to do anyway, no matter how reasonable the request. However, as his best friend, shouldn’t that request at LEAST be honored and if they MUST not follow his request, shouldn’t they have come to him and been like, “we’re doing this anyway and you’re going to see some foul pictures and I like to put my legs behind my head, etc”
So reasonable people of VSB, if big brother says little sister is off limits…is she? If so, why? What are other relationships that should be off limits and why? Hell, what’s reasonable? Today, let’s focus on morality, common decencey, and education.
We’ll work on colors tomorrow.
And by the way, that little white girl has no business dating that big scawy monsterw.